If you find your interior décor lacks aerial roots, the Twining Vines Woven Cushion will slowly strangle your guests while offering a certain je ne sais joie to your chambers.

From the paper design in two versions of The Eclectic Abecedarium (1983).

WARNING: This product can expose you to miseries including an unnatural desire to dig your own grave and nightmares about being slowly consumed alive, which are known to all persons of general common sense to be best avoided. For more information, consult The Unknown Vegetable (1995).