Add a touch of repugnance to your kitchen with the 100% premium cotton Beastly Baby Tea Towel. Printed with the worst infant imaginable and measuring a generous 18 x 30 inches, this tea towel is both absorbent enough for daily use and horrifying enough to ward off unwanted guests. Each towel features full hemming, a convenient hanging loop, and a sense of impending doom. 

Images from The Beastly Baby, by Edward Gorey (1962).